Category: Cooking

Well, it seems that "pepper season" is just about over for our impulse buy ghost pepper plant. The branches are full of peppers so I better get off my butt and figure out what to do with these. I've killed off all my friends already, so I gotta figure something out soon!

So far I've made some guacamole and BBQ Sauce, even infused vodka, I've even tried these in a stir fry…..talk about a butt burner. And yet, the initial flavor when you eat one of these is so good, flowery and fragrant…..

 So I decided I better make some hot sauces. I thought I'd start with a basic Louisiana style hot sauce, since it's pretty easy to make and all. Plus, a couple of these style hot sauces are always in our kitchen. Plus, it's pretty easy to make a basic version. There were a couple of things to contemplate. Because of the heat factor, there ain't no way I'd be using more than a couple of these for a batch, so I had to figure some way to maintain that reddish-orange hue. I wanted to emphasize a bit of smokiness as well without losing the integrity of the flowery-heat. I decided to roast the peppers and only use 4, seeds and all…..why waste all that heat, right?

Anyway, I looked in the fridge tonight and this is all I have left, so I thought I'd better get posting…….

You can, of course add more, or less peppers, or even mix and match. I figure I'd be using about a pound of regular chilies to about 2 cups of vinegar. I don't have to mention using gloves when working with these peppers, right? Be careful after as well…..contact burns are not fun.

As for uses. Well, anywhere you'd use Tabasco, Crystal, or Frank's….. I used some on a Lamb Loco Moco I made.

It was really good. The hot sauce goes well with eggs…….

Roasted Ghost Pepper Louisiana Style Hot Sauce:

4 Roasted Ghost Peppers
1 Red Bell Pepper chopped coarsely
1 1/2 Cup Distilled White Vinegar
6 Cloves of roasted garlic smashed
1 tsp Liquid Smoke

– Put everything in a non-reactive saucepan and bring to a simmer.
– Hot your breath, otherwise you'll start sneezing like crazy
– Simmer until red bell peppers soften about 7-8 minutes
– Pour into a blender…be careful with this!
– Process until smooth
– Pour into a sterilized jar, let cool, then steep for 10-14 days
– Once everything settles, strain into sterilized bottles

I'm saving the last of this batch for some wings and I'll probably do this again. Next though, I'm going to try to make that other indispensable hot sauce/condiment, Sriracha.

Stay Tuned!

This is a recent favorite of the Missus. One day a couple of weeks ago I bought some of those golf ball sized green Thai eggplant. I thought we'd eat them raw with maybe a Thai Style Beef Salad, or something like that. The Missus on the other hand had a different idea….She wanted me to try and stir fry them with some shrimp, Thai style, in a sweet garlic type "sauce"….actually more of a coating as She didn't want these too wet. After making it a few times, I've finally got it down to the way the Missus enjoys it. It actually reminds me of those multi-part Chinese style stir-fries, which means it's the prep that really matters.

I found that this type of eggplant isn't the "oil sponge" that I'm used too. It really doesn't need much oil. It also stays fairly firm.

I use palm sugar for these, which, unless you know how to handle can be a pain. I first microwave the hard discs for about 20 seconds then grate it.

This looks like a lot of steps, but it is not.

Thai Garlic Shrimp and Eggplant:

For the Garlic – Palm Sugar mixture
4 Tb Palm Sugar
7-8 Cloves of Garlic minced (equal the amount of sugar)
1 Tb Fish sauce

– Combine grated palm sugar, garlic, and fish sauce – I actually grind up in a small food processor

For the eggplant
5-6 Thai EggplantSliced
2-3 Tb grapeseed oil
2 Tb Chili Paste
1 Tb Fish Sauce
1 Tb White Sugar
1 Tb Shaoxing
White Pepper

For the Shrimp
1/2 Pound Shrimp shelled and deveined
2 Tb grapeseed oil
4-8 Thai Chilies chopped
1 medium shallot minced
1 Tb Fish Sauce
3 kaffir lime leaves sliced in a thin chiffonade
1/3 cup cilantro leaves roughly chopped
3 Tb scallions sliced – green parts only

– Heat wok until smoking
– Add grapeseed oil for eggplant, quickly add chili paste, and stir till fragrant
– Add eggplant and stir fry
– Add Shaoxing, white pepper, sugar, and stir fry until eggplant is well coated
– When eggplant softens slightly add fish sauce.
– When eggplant is heated through remove to a plate and wipe down wok and bring back to temp

– Add grapeseed oil for shrimp.
– When the oil starts to shimmer add Thai Chilies, shallot, and kaffir lime leaf.
– Stir fry until fragrant
– Add shrimp and stir fry
– Add fish sauce.
– When shrimp starts turning translucent add the Garlic-Palm Sugar mixture and stir fry until it bubbles. Add eggplant back ot the wok.
– When shrimp is  cooked through remove from heat and add all but 1-2 Tb of cilantro and all of the scallions and combine

– Top with the rest of the cilantro when serving

We served the shrimp on some lettuce from our garden.
And lots of rice of course

I was surprised at the interest folks seemed to have with Bhut Jolokia. Honestly, I bought the plant out of curiosity and because of the fussiness of growing and the long time it takes to ripen, the Missus didn't think the plant had a chance. But with the recent warm days, guess what?

So having these have been interesting. But what happens after all of the novelty? We are enjoying our garden and it is important not to waste, not a single radish, cucumber, shishito pepper, or leaf of kale if possible. We know when to pull the plug….the stalk of lettuce was almost two feet high and the leaves were getting bitter, it's time to move on. But what about all these ghost peppers? We've kind of decided not to go out and find specific recipes for our ghost peppers, but to insert them into everyday items we'd make, which would be much like how we garden; a very organic process.

Which is how it ended up in guacamole. The Missus is the guac maker in the family, so this is basically what She made. We had bought some nice 80/20 grass fed ground beef and some other veggies to grill. I'm not a big fan of grilling burgers, I like them griddled in their own fat, but items that baste our add moisture to the product are exceptions. Initially, it was going to be teri-burgers, but the Missus wanted me to fire roast one of the peppers for guacamole. I love guacamole on burgers, so I thought why not just grill of the meat and pile on that lovely guacamole on the burger?

I had the Missus put only half the roasted ghost pepper in the batch of guacamole, seeds and all. This was enough for a nice fruity heat that lasted for several minutes after each bite. It was delicious! Next time we'll throw in some bacon as well….ghost pepper-bacon guacamole!

I'm just giving you more or less a list of ingredients…the Missus doesn't really measure. You can replace the ghost peppers with 1-2 serranos if you like. Or a habanero. If you do use a very spicy chili, make sure to mince it very finely. I do all the chopping of the peppers, garlic, and such for the Missus who doesn't like to prep those items.

Roasted Ghost Pepper Guacamole
3-4 medium avocados
1-2 roma tomatoes seeded and chopped
1/3 red onion chopped
1/2 roasted ghost pepper, seeds and all, very finely minced
1 clove of garlic finely minced
cilantro (optional to taste)
lime juice to taste
salt to taste

You might want to go a little conservative in terms of salt and lime juice initially. You can put your guac in the fridge and let set for 15-20 minutes and then adjust the flavors.

 It was great on the grassy flavored burger. We managed to use tomatoes, lettuce, and cilantro from the yard.

Ok, but what about the other half of the ghost pepper? Well, I didn't want to waste the rest of the rolls I had bought and I ended up using the smoker again today. So I went ahead and did a Rib Sandwich topped with my Asian Purple Cabbage slaw. I took a half cup of my BBQ sauce, added a bit more agave syrup, then the other half of the ghost pepper and blended.

So, when I  made this, the Missus had a taste and said it was "kind of sissy". Nothing I could really do about it and I put it in the fridge. When it came time to eat the stuff, 2 hours later, holy smokes……man, it was pretty darn spicy. I'll use more sauce as a base next time! Still it did have add a nice fruitiness to the sauce….while you were able to enjoy it!

So three you go Lynnea, I hope you enjoyed this one! I gotta go and shred 10 pounds of chicken for da Boyz' food now! Hope you're all staying cool and safe on this hot weekend!

I actually made this as a condiment for some grilled triggerfish; yep, triggerfish. We never ate this much in Hawai'i. Calling it triggerfish is kind of vague; this has to be kawahagi (threadsale filefish – カワハギ) versus the Reef Triggerfish, which many will know as the
humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, the unofficial state fish of Hawai'i (also known as tasukimongara – タスキモンガラ), which I don't recall was very good eats. It would also make me feel like I ate a Nene! Anyway, Tommy told me to try it out. He described it as mild absorbing flavor well, with flesh that tends to dry out. Since the flesh was so thin, it was perfect for super hot, direct heat grilling. So I decided to season simply; salt and and pepper, adding lime juice as it grilled. I also made habanero onions, a Mariscos truck favorite; pico de gallo, and decided on a rather simple salsa roja with tomatoes I roasted while I grilled the fish.

The salsa tasted so good, that I ended up using it as a cooking sauce a couple of days later for shrimp. Which was delicious!

Some notes: The tomatoes still didn't have as much flavor as I desired after roasting so I added a tablespoon of double concentrated tomato paste. The agave syrup is totally optional, some folks don't like the sweet, but I think it adds another nice dimension; especially if you're going to cook with it. This is really close to my guajillo adobo, but I think I like this better.

Guajillo, Chipotle, and Roasted Tomato Salsa
2 ounces dried guajillo chilies (about 8 or so) wiped clean, stemmed, slit open with seeds and veins removed.
2 cups warm water
5 cloves of garlic unpeeled
1-2 chipotle peppers whole
1-2 Tb adobo from the peppers
about 3/4 – 1 pound of roasted roma tomatoes, skin removed, deseeded, roughly chopped
1 Tb double concentrated tomato paste (optional)
1-2 Tb agave syrup (optional)
salt and pepper to taste

– heat a heavy skillet or griddle (I used my cast iron pan) over medium heat
– toast the chilies for a few minutes, pressing down frequently, turning several times until fragrant and the chilies have slight changed color and even blackened in a few spots.
– tear chilies in half and cover with water, soak for 30 minutes in two cup water
– while toasting the chilies also toast whole cloves of garlic until scalded. Remove skin
– after 30 minutes, drain the chilies, reserving 3/4 cup of the soaking liquid
– in a blender combine rehydrated chilies, garlic, tomato, about 1/3 cup of the liquid, 1 chipotle pepper, and 1 Tb adobo and blend.
– add more liquid to attain desired texture
– taste and adjust flavor to taste by adding more chiptole pepper, adobo, tomato paste or agave syrup if desired
– add salt and pepper to taste
– let sit for at least 20 minutes.

The shrimp was simple, it started with a combination grapeseed-extra virgin olive oil, crushed red pepper, shrimp, about 1 tb grated garlic, lime juice, white wine. I added the salsa at the end and adjusted the flavor.

OK, so as I've noted in previous posts, this gardening thing is getting out of hand…..

It's getting to the point where things are getting kind of out of hand….like, there has to be an intervention for the organic-veggie-plant growing addict! Man, the inventory gets kind of crazy….we now have have watercress and radishes, planted over carrots because of some timing thing. We bought hibernating ladybugs because it controls aphids. After a couple of days the Missus "fired them" because they weren't working fast enough! Still, there's something therapeutic about releasing, then watching ladybugs do their thing….I call it the "aquarium affect". Though that nirvana is soon broken by the Missus encouraging them to "kuai den….kuai den!" Then of course, we have to deal with "what happens when the novelty is over…." The Missus is on tomato deathwatch…..waiting to plant something in the real estate once the plants die. It's all a learning process for us. And yet, I find myself spending more time in our formerly desolate backyard, unless Sammy takes my seat.

And then, there's the question of "we have this stuff, what am I gonna make?" The Kale and Chard are fine, it's the Missus making "juice". But the other stuff has been, well, kinda fun interesting as a whole. I kid about the Missus a lot. But that's not to say I have no barriers. I tend to think in specific, structured ways. Take for example, that the Missus told me, "we have all this stuff, make a Thai Beef salad!" So immediately, I give two options, Yum Neua, which for me is a minced/chopped beef salad/larb that is cooked with herbs/sauce/flavoring or Nahm Tok, which is grilled, then sliced, and flavored. You know where this going, right? Yep, the Missus told me…."I want it grilled, then chopped, then flavored….then eaten."

Which was kind of good. It made me think…."if I had a a bunch of people to serve a Thai inspired beef salad to, what would I do?" Well make a sauce of course? Which I made the night before.

The Sauce – this is what you start with:
1/4 cup Fish Sauce
1/4 Cup Lime Juice
5 Thai Chilies Chopped, then smashed with a cleaver – I use seeds and all
3 Tb Palm Sugar
2 Tb White Sugar
1 Tb minced/grated garlic
2 Tb minced cilantro stems (save the leaves)

First I microwave (one of the few things I use it for) the palm sugar for 15-20 seconds to soften, then I add to a pot with all the other ingredients and bring to a simmer. This helps to dissolve everything. Once everything is mixed I remove from heat and cool. I then taste and make adjustments. Why? Well, because we all have our own preferences. The one key thing to remember is, it's easy to adjust flavor of the final product when making this ahead of time….you can add fish sauce. more chilies, etc…..except for the sweet component. So I err on the side of making this a tad too sweet. Also, remember, once the flavors come together, it's going to be a bit different.

So finally….we get to the version of Yum Neua, right?

Well….not so fast Kemosabe. It depends on what cut of beef you use…of course. The Missus really likes Hanger Steak, which ain't cheap, but is tender, and I always think in terms of "what I make at home versus cost of eating out". But it really depends. Sirloin might do well marinated in something like pineapple juice for an hours or two……for me, I rubbed the beef, all 1 3/4 pounds of it with 1 Tb of salt, 2 Tb fish sauce, 1 Tb granulated garlic, 2 Tb dark brown sugar, and a dash or two of white pepper.

I let sit for about 20 minutes, while I grilled like 2 pounds of brussel sprouts for the Missus……… Anyway, I grilled the beef until about 150….medium well, and let sit for 10 minutes. The carry-over cooking took it to almost well done. I cut against the grain, then chopped. I then mixed in chopped cilantro leaves, Thai chilies, scallions, and mint from the yard, then added about half the sauce. Had a taste, then added about 2 Tb of roasted rice powder. I tasted and adjusted the flavor.

Served it with lettuce and cucumbers from the garden and garlic from elsewhere….we consume so much garlic that I don't think we'd be able to keep up. Ended up using 10 Thai chilies, so I think we raised wimpy ones.

What's really funny is….same sauce and all…..I used half the beef which the Missus thought was delish. The next day, She just went ahead and made it herself with the remaining beef and sauce, without smelling or tasting and it wasn't quite as good. Go figure…..

And life is about juggling priorities….like Frankie wanting equal time, and letting us know, "in my next life, I'll be a farmer!"